hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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