Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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