And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I am puke
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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