okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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