All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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