Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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