no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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