Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Randomize
