thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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