is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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