I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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