Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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