peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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