Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
