Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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