I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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