Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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