4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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