We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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