question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Randomize
