Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
that's an acceptable place to lick
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Boobs are out for the taking
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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