I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
