I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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