This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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