u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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