Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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