He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i dont even know how to be here
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
