i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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