I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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