only if we run a train.
done.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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