Your face is a jimmy john
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
well you can't waste a boner
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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