Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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