who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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