I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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