also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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