There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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