It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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