hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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