upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Why can't burritos get me drunk
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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