You're completely useless in the revolution.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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