Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My bed smells like the plague
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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