Just cropdusted the office
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I think i got beer on your cat.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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