around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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