yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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