well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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