the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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