Will you blow on my dice?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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