dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
