Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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