Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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