i was born a porn star she said
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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